
He has a penchant for lying down anywhere. At theme parks; in the middle of a store, mall, or library; the zoo; the aquarium you name it.
So on this day as I glance up from my dinner prep, rather then panic and run arms-flailing out the door in a high octave screech over the sight of my non-moving child sprawled on the ground, I went and grabbed my camera.
Because I'm like that.
Shortly after, I realized he was talking to some



"Mommy! May I keep my pet ant? Oh, look. He's soo cute!""Ah - er - well." I sputtered as I examined the not-looking-so-well ant.
"May I keep my pet ant?!!"Pet-Ant then fell off his thumb to the ground and the little toddler hands swept down to retrieve it, smooshing little ant even more so in the process. But he was determined to keep what was left of his little friend.
"Oh mommy, he's dead.""Yeah, well, he got a little squished maybe we should leave him outside. Some day we can get an ant farm and watch the ants work, what do you think?" I offered.

Phew!
Done deal.
6 comments:
LOL, that's hilarious. Kids are so deliciously weird. :o)
haaa Ohhh Harrison! That is so funny. Poor pet Ant :(
Ah....tell little H that we have a WHOLE lotta pet ants over here at our house - he is welcome to any (or all) of them! :-)
Harrison has such a big heart to want a pet ANT! I tell ya, you couldn't make up this awesome blog fodder! That is hilarious.
That as a near miss. Can I have a smoothie too? : )
Too cute!--he is just darling!
Blessings!
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